Thursday 22 June 2017

Top Tips, Number 30,003


Can't sleep because it's too hot? Then why not join my new campaigning group, Republicans for Her Majesty?
Because sometimes even a monarch can say it with flowers ...
Translation:
"I've been Queen since before most of you spineless MPs were born and I didn't get to 91 - and having kept my trap shut throughout - to let this country perish at about the same time I do. So sort it out."
From this lifelong republican: well done Ma'am!
(And I'll bet she discussed her choice of clothing with the Duke beforehand - and that it was SHE who put him in hospital as a result of it.)

Quitters: the Queen is the one in the first picture.

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