Phooey!
Buzz Aldrin was never much of an astronaut anyway. He was even worse than Meryl Streep. Lousy also-ran. Not like that Neil Armstrong. He was the first man on the Moon. No prizes for second, Aldrin! And remember that Neil - who's a friend of mine: a great guy, terrific guy, high net worth - had to GET THERE too.
Ooh what's this? A tweet from The Man In The Moon himself! What's that? "Aldrin, you LOSER!"? Sure I'll tell him!
I could stand on the Moon better than Buzz Aldrin. It's easy. And anyway, I'm going to the Moon. Next week. It's made of cheese, you know. Like my brain. And my hair.
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