Wednesday 9 September 2015

The Examined Life, 6

“Sir.”
“Yes, Eusebio?”
“Churchill was a dog, wasn’t he?”
“I imagine some of the less reputable among the Germans may once have held that opinion, but I have to say it’s not one many share; in fact ...”
“But he was a dog, Sir, wasn’t he! Tell him, Sir!”
“Tell whom, Eusebio?”
“Him! He’s shtoopid, he is!”
“Why, pray?”

“He thinks he was a MAN!”

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