Dead Man Walking

You know how it is: you're a bit hard up and so you sign up with one of those casting and extras agencies that promises regular well-paid work in exotic locations around the globe and then you sit around for months and don't hear a thing so in the end you decide it's a complete waste of time so you're going to de-register the next morning and you even have a couple of bevvies to celebrate and then you wake up with a bit of a bear on you only to find your first ever email from the bastards and it starts "Based on the information you gave us when creating your profile we've found a job that matches your skill set and for which you may wish to apply" and you think well OK now what the hell and you scroll down and it's for an effing CORPSE and you think well I certainly feel like one and that's at least a good start so you click on the link and they tell you you have to pay a £120 annual fee to even look at it and I don't know why I bother with anything any more I really don't.